The Great No Limit Toffee Genocide of the Sinhalese

Is already underway. As we speak hundreds upon hundreds of unsuspecting Sinhala shoppers are being innocently handed colorfully wrapped pieces of candy. Pieces of candy which, when consumed, will abruptly abort the fetuses of any Sinhala women unfortunate enough to be pregnant at the time and destroy  the kidneys (and all other organs) of any Sinhala kids unfortunate enough to try it.

And why is No limit on this despicable rampage to annihilate its biggest market? Well it seems that its all a part a wider Muslim agenda to secure dominance in the island. This is not the first time the clothing chain has exhibited such impertinence. Sometime back they had the gall to actually give Sinhalese customers (who keep them fed and yes, even clothed) free calendars callously (unbelievably!) printed in certain areas with actual Arabic script. Sacrilege! These people are obviously capable of and bent upon mass murder.

The secret ingredient (which is printed boldly right there on the wrapper, the devils!) that causes all this carnage is Malic Acid E296. Now don’t be fooled by the fact that nowhere in the internet does it indicate that Malic Acid E296 is bad for human consumption. The internet is also owned by the Muslims. This is all just a part of their grand, diabolical scheme to kill every non-Muslim in the world.

So what must patriotic Sinhalese do in this festive season? Why, stop digging the graves of your own race of course! Buy clothes from Sinhala business, its for the good of your children, the good of your unborn fetuses and the good of your country and race. Yes come give US all your money instead of those Muslim traitors. At least this way it stays within the family. Who cares if the actual clothes are imported from Pakistan?

*saw this pic doing the rounds on FB, I’m just having a laugh. Whoever created it had a pretty low estimate of the average intelligence level of your standard Sri Lankan Facebooker. But more scarily, judging by the exposure its getting, was that estimate correct?

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19 comments
  1. Dili said:

    Nah, this is actually the 2nd one I’ve seen on this ridiculousness. The first one had a lot of people calling them out on it.

    Also good one! Much lolz but crap like this shouldnt even be dignified with a response IMHO.

    it IS crap right ….. ??? ^_- *eyes Halik with suspicion*

    • Whacko said:

      Haha. erm, of course Dili, of course

    • Whacko said:

      people like this don’t belong to any religion man, they are just opportunists

  2. Hayah said:

    Is that pic in the ad the real one they used? So gangsta Al Qaeda type! 😛

    • Whacko said:

      Yup, the very one. Very tropish, and not at all like your average Sri Lankan Muslim

  3. Peace said:

    quote – So what must patriotic Sinhalese do in this festive season? Why, stop digging the graves of your own race of course! Buy clothes from Sinhala business, its for the good of your children, the good of your unborn fetuses and the good of your country and race. Yes come give US all your money instead of those Muslim traitors. At least this way it stays within the family. Who cares if the actual clothes are imported from Pakistan? – un quote.

    this is nothing but a business trick. “clearly it says stop buying clothes from muslim shops & buy from sinhalese shops”

    truly I am a shame about the person who came up with this idea. Last week I went with my family to Glitz (branh of no limit), & they gave us toffees too. I am a muslim. what do ou have to say about that?

    just to get some extra money during the festive month you write an article against another race? shamefull bastard.

    • Peace2 said:

      Yeah I agree with you Peace.. This kind of bastards are curse to this country! Totally illiterate and narrow minded animals! What have we done to them to say we “Traitors” ?? May be the junk who posted this is totally jealous about Muslim Business men. I think this donkey never checked out any other toffees like this, there are several branded toffees are there in market which contains same preservative. Is that a special toffee which affects only Sinhalese??

      I have Sinhalese and Tamil friends too.. Even they’re telling that this is totally foolish posting they ever read! We should stoned this kind of jerks in public!!

  4. Gee said:

    There were other candies that did the same. The evergreen ‘pera toffee’ for instance. When I was in school, the guys popped into class and asked the girls to refrain from the candy for it contained this Malic Acid, as told by the annasi mama at the gates. And so we giggled loud and refrained like little school girls, we the future mothers.

    • Whacko said:

      huh, that is scary no. i suppose a lot of people just do the same, stay away to be on the safe side. Probably affecting No Limit’s businesses in the process

  5. Binte Ahmed said:

    spoken like a true ignorant racist individual with a small mind. i am ashamed to live here with people like YOU.

    anger is like holding onto hot burning coal. and the only one you injure is YOURSELF!

    • Whacko said:

      Erm.. please tell me you understand the concept of irony

  6. Sam said:

    No different to all the conspiracy theories that many Muslims hold.

  7. sach said:

    hi this is the first time i came to ur blog and surprised to see this here. I saw this in FB. I myself is a sinhala and cant believe ppl would go this low because of business interests. I still think most of the sinhala ppl dont buy this as i could see many sinhala shoppers in glitz and Nolimit when i went there last week. Seriously we have to do something to cure the racism in SL. i think western propaganda against muslims is working very well in SL. Our people are very foolish can be controlled by propoganda very easily.

    The funny part is Nolimit has printed the toxic? (as they claim) on the toffee itself. 😀

  8. Peace said:

    may peace & blessings of Allah be upon all of you.(Assalamu alikum)… to All ppl regardless of being Muslim or non muslim…

  9. විරාජ් said:

    This is insane. 90% of the acid content of apples contain mallic acid. So does that mean we should avoid eating apples?

    • Whacko said:

      This is apparently what they are saying, yes

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