Some blew off theories connecting the LTTE to the shootings at Lahore as nothing but fantasy, but new evidence has ‘surfaced’ that it may actually be the truth.
Mahinda Rajapakse has told Yousuf Raza Gilani (while chilling in Libya – probably over a poolside pinacolada) that ‘clues’ have been uncovered pointing at the LTTE’s involvement in the grisly March shootings.
And Gilani promptly went and told the media. Although i’ll be darned if i know why Mahinda didn’t tell us first, the discerning citizens of this land; we who stood the most to lose at such despicable disrespect towards sporting personalities. Or maybe he found out when he was already there. Like that time when we won the war.
But this is great news for Pakistan though. With one less smear against their name, there is less reason for international cricket teams to refuse to visit Pakistan. Because Pakistani terrorists don’t shoot at cricketers, Sri Lankan ones do, or Sri Lankan ones did; before they got wiped off the face of the earth.
Meanwhile, trade relations between Sri Lanka and Pakistan escalate to ever greater heights. Hurray for politics!